i kinda want to go to bed but that’s exactly what the government wants is for me to go to bed at a reasonable hour and i can’t let them have that
June 2013
96 posts
-The wise words of Toby McDonough
Do you ever watch videos of your favorite band and you just get this feeling in your chest and all you can think is “holy shit I love you guys”
you’re standing on a life-sized map
it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
GODDAMNIT
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
- boy: I like musicals
- boy: and I am straight
- boy: and I will sing with you
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
rare sighting of justin bieber caught on tape at the tipton hotel
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
an app that tells you how Raven something is
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’








